Juvanex Cleanse - wish me luck!

I just got back from a quick jaunt to the pharmacy, where I got myself this:


Why am I doing this? A couple of my friends got into this whole cleansing thing using Juvanex, and have somehow influenced me to do the same. That, and well...I realized when I looked at recent pictures of myself that maybe this could help me shed some pounds.

Juvanex has a recommended diet plan for the week-long cleanse. The diet is fairly strict, and certainly not something I'd usually take on! Sufficed to say, I am NOT a vege fan. I could eat fruits all day every day, but veges give me the heebie-jeebies. Unless it's drenched in Caesar dressing, that is. Also, seven days without carbs will be hell on earth for me, so that'll be something to look forward to, I'm sure.

One of my friends lost 4kg in a week, and while I'm generally skeptical about anything fad-dy, it's only a week-long cleanse, so I'm not starving myself long-term (let's see how much I regret saying "only").

I won't be starting till Monday, since I'll be away this weekend for a short vacay (excuses, excuses...). I'm equal parts excited and scared. I'm predicting major mood swings due to carb-withdrawal next week - do not come near me!